What you lookin at MAC?

I straddle both sides of the left and right brain spectrum, I have a masters in International Transportation Management from SUNY Maritime College as well as a bachelors in Communication Design (Graphic Design / Web / Marketing) from SUNY Buffalo, I can sail a boat but I'm bad at knot tying, I design apparel in my spare time, I lost over 50lbs in the last decade and I'm an Insanity Workout graduate, I love the sun and beach but hate bugs, I am on a personal quest to see the entire world, I can snowboard but live in a warm climate, I can patch up a hole in a pair of pants yet cant knit, I can paint both a painting and a house, I used to be an auctioneer.